Skunk Uzeki
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Skunk Uzeki is an androgynous pothead and a hard partier. When they aren't drinking and causing trouble, they're writing articles about the fun times they have.
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The Impossible Murder of Joseph Bowne Elwell
If you're an avid watcher of The X-Files, Sherlock, or CSI, you have most likely seen the "Locked Room Mystery" trope come into play. It's a common plot scenario where a murder victim is found dead inside a locked room, no visible weapon, and no way for a criminal to escape.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Criminal
How to Make a Guy See You as 'Wife Material'
"When it comes to dating, guys sort women into three different pots. There are girls you bang, but don't date. There are girls you date, but don't marry. And then, there's wife material." My friend Andrew explained this to me as I sniffled about my most recent breakup.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Humans
11 Shocking Facts About Famous Child Stars
Former teen idols Corey Haim and Corey Feldman shocked the world when they came clean about the molestation they experienced as child stars of the 80s. Shocking as their revelations were, what is even more shocking is that most people already had a feeling that this was par for the course for Hollywood.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Geeks
10 Reasons Why Nuclear War Is Still Terrifying
The Cold War was a weird time in American history that had both Russians and Americans fraught with panic. It was a time where the biggest threat to existence was nuclear war. The threat of using atom bombs was very real—and there were certain times where it almost seemed imminent.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Serve
10 Things to Do When You're High
Being high, if nothing else, puts you in a different state of mind. Some feel more alert, others feel more relaxed, while even more just may feel dissociated. Depending on what you're smoking or popping, you might just feel like laying down and thinking about life.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Potent
What You Should Do If You Don't Have Enough Friends to Be Bridesmaids
After a total of 10 years of horrible relationships and the sole desire of being married to the right person, I finally got my wish. I'm getting married, officially, at a music festival, with a guy who is just as creative as I am.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Marriage
The Most Popular Cocktails in the World
There's something to be said about the magic that comes with drink trends. Once a new trend is discovered, it spreads like wildfire. One minute, a drink is obscure. The next, you can find it in every chain restaurant and bar you can imagine.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Proof
10 Stoner Movies Everyone Should Know About
Stoner movies are a genre that is often misunderstood, and typically will have lifespans of about a year to two years. Over the decades, there have been many movies in this genre that were specifically made to be filled to the brim with cannabis jokes, stonerisms, and goofy humor that tends to be very popular with people who smoke.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Potent
10 Shocking Facts About the Crips
The Crips are one of the largest gangs in America, and have been a staple of pop culture for decades. Ever since the rise of gangster rap and the rise of gangster movies, people have talked about the Crips as one of the most notorious gangs in existence.
By Skunk Uzeki7 years ago in Criminal
