Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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HUMANKIND’S MOST DEADLY ADDICTION!
(IMPORTANT Note to moderators: While at first, this SEEMS like an attack on religion, it is not. It is a flip flop with a turn around at the end! Read the last 50 lines and the bottom to see why! Then delete this message to you, to avoid any spoilers for the readers!)
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in The Swamp
Couple Captured On Their First Date. Content Warning.
. Couple Captured On Their First Date A drink missed far more than sunshine! . The brutish elderly man slowly swilled the Conde 'Massera' Merlot in his glass behind an oak desk.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Fiction
This and then that and then…? Quack?
. This and then that and then…? Quack? The Ultimate way to Experience a very “Special” film! . . This is my guide to getting ready to watch one particular movie.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Geeks
The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened
. 3 sides to every story . The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened . Three very different Frightened People,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in The Swamp
Two out of every thousand.
. Two out of every thousand. The secret unbreakable. . . OUR SPECIES HIDDEN DESIGN FEATURE! . Humankind has an interesting feature of its species.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Humans
You’re use of language is all wrong!
! “Vocal” Moderators please note! This is an article about grammar and spelling The grammar and spelling errors in this article, In this instance, are on purpose!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Education
WE MEN! NEED SEX? Really??
WE MEN! NEED SEX? Really?? . Does anyone? Really? . They say that, "Men have Needs". . The Incel lot on one side and every poke of every third bit of commercial marketing on the other side tells us that we males do.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Humans
POSSIBLE SOLUTION! . Is the Only REAL problem with Modern Sexual Politics . Just simple EGO??
POSSIBLE SOLUTION! . Is the Only REAL problem with Modern Sexual Politics . Just simple EGO?? . BEFORE I START!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Humans
SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE!
. SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE! . Pro-Science Vs Pro-Séance . Can a house be “Haunted”? Is there any logical reason to be scared of such a place?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Horror
An Open Note To Israel:
. An Open Note To Israel: . The Idea of a “Magic Ticket" . Is Utter Bull Crap! . This may shock people who think me and my wife Susan are meant for each other,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in The Swamp
SATIRE! - Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world.
. Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world. . . But? But? But? . Would that not be a good idea!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in The Swamp
RE: Your EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS. Are Not our problem!
. RE: EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS . Following the "Trigger" analogy through.... It is the sole responsibility of the owner of any metaphorical gun, for that gun’s "trigger",
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Humans

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HUMANKIND’S MOST DEADLY ADDICTION!

Couple Captured On Their First Date. Content Warning.

This and then that and then…? Quack?

The Frightened, The Frightened and the Frightened

Two out of every thousand.

You’re use of language is all wrong!

WE MEN! NEED SEX? Really??

POSSIBLE SOLUTION! . Is the Only REAL problem with Modern Sexual Politics . Just simple EGO??

SCIENCE VS HAUNTED HOUSE!

An Open Note To Israel:

SATIRE! - Some people who are much smarter than I want an all-white world.

RE: Your EMOTIONAL (So-called) TRIGGERS. Are Not our problem!

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