Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

226 stories

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

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http://lombot.co.uk

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Twisted Altered Lyrics presents The Owl and the Pussy-Cat BY EDWARD LEAR
. Twisted Altered Lyrics presents The Owl and the Pussy-Cat BY EDWARD LEAR Changed to The Owl and the Bureaucrat
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Poets
GLUG!
GLUG! By Ross Lombardi . May I present the Gammon This bigot clings to his frightened father's beliefs Fake knowledge of politics, flags and jingoism has he.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Poets
A Dark Clerical Error
The usual fantasy trope. An Evil Necromancer with vast power and a huge army versus a besieged castle a long way from any help or reinforcements.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Fiction
WHY "SOME" MEN "MIGHT" PLAY FEMALE TOONS!
. WHY "SOME" MEN "MIGHT" PLAY FEMALE TOONS! Or why "some" females might play "male" toons! . Sexy leather clad rogues with strange boob windows
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Geeks
Two random poems of Mine #1
DEATH TO ALL TYRANTS! . And Death to Kings and Queens Death to Dukes and Duchesses’ Death to Counts and Countesses
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Poets
Higher Mortality Vs Sound Wise Tactical Logic.
. Higher Mortality Vs Sound Wise Tactical Logic. . The paradox of Tolerance by the philosopher Karl Popper suggested that we need to act with intolerance of all the intolerant,
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Futurism
The SWAMP Joke project.
The SWAMP Joke project. As a writing exercise, I want to see IF I could write racist jokes. Obviously, as a Straight White Alpha Male Privileged and as a liberal, I don’t want to write racist jokes but as a writer wanting to stretch themselves, I do.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Humans
Who Wants This Body Of Mine?
Who Wants This Body Of Mine? . … And by that I do NOT mean “I am sexy and I know it!” I mean instead… … The physical cast-off crap fest that will just rot after I have “moved out of the apartment” for good.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Humans
Scream at the Storm When all actions you take are totally futile…
Scream at the Storm When all actions you take are totally futile… Then every action you take is epically heroic THIS IS NOT
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in The Swamp
“It is by his own individual ability and ambition that capitalism judges a man and rewards him accordingly.” - Errr NO!
. “It is by his own individual ability and ambition that capitalism judges a man and rewards him accordingly.” Ayn Rand
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in The Swamp
THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES!
THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES! YOU COULD BE THE VERY ARSEHOLE THE WORLD NEEDS! . When you see these shite trite, “Let it go”, “Free yourself from toxicity” “Heal yourself” Sort of Stoof!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 years ago in Humans
No Gay Gene?
NOTE: Due to VOCALS restrictions on religious discussions, I must keep the "Certain Groups” identity unnamed and censored.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Pride

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Twisted Altered Lyrics presents The Owl and the Pussy-Cat BY EDWARD LEAR

GLUG!

A Dark Clerical Error

WHY "SOME" MEN "MIGHT" PLAY FEMALE TOONS!

Two random poems of Mine #1

Higher Mortality Vs Sound Wise Tactical Logic.

The SWAMP Joke project.

Who Wants This Body Of Mine?

Scream at the Storm When all actions you take are totally futile…

“It is by his own individual ability and ambition that capitalism judges a man and rewards him accordingly.” - Errr NO!

THE WORLD NEEDS FAR MORE ARSEHOLES!

No Gay Gene?

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