Luke Simpson
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I love writing poems, short stories, fiction, non fiction and just the art of writing in and of itself. Books and stories are the key to learning and using your imagination to travel to far and distant lands.
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Inspirational Wisdom
I am a man of many hats and very liberal but also conservative as well in a few aspects. I am a nerd, a christian, a pacifist, a video game enthusiast, a junk man, a former insurance agent, pest control techncian, trash man, phone salesman, and so on. I am a tiny screw in the great cog of life, a mere speck of nothing useful in my world, and yet hear my words of wisdom I impart to you, in hopes that whoever reads this will be inspired to greatness and beyond. I want all of you to make me proud in your own way, whether its finding courage to open up about life, or ending a bad relationship, or finding yourself, I want the very best for each of you, I really do.
By Luke Simpson 3 years ago in Motivation
Mirror Talk
Mirror Talk Part one of many I don’t care if you identify as straight, gay, transgender, lesbian, bisexual, a furry, asexual, pan sexual or all of them or even none of them. I want you to look in the mirror and see who you are as I see you. A person, a human being, a spiritual being, a soul, a heart beat, and a voice that cries out for love and a human that wants to know why they exist.
By Luke Simpson 3 years ago in Motivation
Fifty jobs and counting
Job number 26 was fucking crazy. I worked in a call center around September and October helping people order Halloween costumes online. I used a computer operating system that you would expect to see in the year 1995 and when I worked there it was 2017. The operating system was black and green and white, and super complicated. The company also had really screwed up sizes so everyone kept calling to return their costumes and get bigger sizes and bitch at me for trying to help them out. I got yelled at the closer it was to Halloween and it made me realize why I buy all my costumes at a store so I can attempt to try them on, or just wear a mask and call it good.
By Luke Simpson 4 years ago in Journal
Best food ever
the best food I found when I am stoned and got the munchies is a frozen pizza with crushed Doritos around the crust and while that’s cooking a layer of cheese sticks also frozen topped with crushed Doritos. Once that’s done cooking, a root beer float and some stupid cartoon to watch and I’m fully relaxed and ready for the weekend.
By Luke Simpson 4 years ago in Feast
Fifty jobs and counting
job 21 was when I moved to California. I was sick of my ex and moved in with my parents for a little bit. It was in the middle of summer and I started working at Sprouts as a cashier. I did everything there from stocking shelves, helping in the meat department, cleaning bathrooms, and even working in the bakery as well.
By Luke Simpson 4 years ago in Confessions
55 jobs and counting
Job number 13 was for a few months as well, and that was being a delivery driver for another plumbing company. It was a temporary position, but it was a lot of driving and picking up random shit and pipes and tools. For a month or so I would also go to houses and take their old water heaters out and then drive them to a dump and drop them off. For a week one time I went to a senior residence facility and tore off pieces of tape so my parter could tape insulation to the water heaters, boring and a lot of time to think about a lot of nothing.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Journal
55 jobs and counting
Yes it’s true, I have worked about 55 jobs and I am only thirty three years old. I started working as a petsitter when I was fourteen years old. I would watch snakes, dogs, cats, hamsters and more for side cash. Job number one was easy, fun, got paid cash money, under the table, tax free. It was a great first job and I learned a lot about responsibilities and working hard and taking care of animals and learning about them.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Journal
Words of Affirmation
Think positive, be positive. Never ever, ever, for any reason give up on life. Find your destiny and fulfill your dreams. Never stop trying to do the right thing. Don’t choose the easy way, choose the best way. Life hits hard, but never stop pressing into what life has to offer. Enjoy the small things.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Motivation
An Ex from Hell
I was once married to the devil. Not really but she was evil and controlling. The devil could easily take notes though that’s for sure. We were only dating for about six months before I casually asked her if she wanted to get hitched. I didn’t get on my knees or do anything special. Probably should have though, but I was young, dumb and full of cum as they say.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Confessions
Slaves No More, Free from Addiction
Slaves No More How To Be Free From Addiction By Jax Simpson Introduction I hope this book will help free you from any addiction you may have. I personally have quit smoking cold turkey, as well as stopping alcohol for over five years, until I could learn self control. It is my hope that you can use these tips and share this ebook with others so together we can overcome any problems we have so we can become better humans. We owe this to our families and friends, our neighbors and co workers. We only have one life to live, so why live your life a slave to whatever is holding you back.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Psyche
DIY Pest Control
The Ultimate DIY Pest Control Guide By Robert Simpson Foreword Robert Simpson Let me start by saying I have performed thousands of services dealing with rodents, spiders, bedbugs, ants, mosquitos and more. In this book I will deal with the most common pests, including fleas, spiders, ants, mice, voles, rats, crickets, centipedes, and bedbugs.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Lifehack
Bugs, Life, Karma
Death and Rebirth and Karma By Me aka Tequila Rob I am in the pest control business. I kill bugs all day every day, also including wildlife such as rats, mice, skunks, gophers, snakes and more. I wonder even though killing animals and insects is my job, if I am rewarding myself with bad karma.
By Luke Simpson 5 years ago in Confessions
