Jordan Zuniga
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Aspiring christian creative writer creating pieces to provoke thought and give God and Lord Jesus Christ the glory! God bless and I hope you’re doing well!
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All suffering will be equal.
How does one endure the politics of the barnyard? The constant dealing with other gander, to the vexation of the squeal of the swine waddling in the filth of the mud. The sheep complaining over the oppression from the sheepdog doing their “Tender,” shepherds bidding, to the vexation of the roosters' call at some ridiculous hour in the morning. Oh, if only there was some way to deal with the barnyard shenanigans! Oh, woe to us! Many could relate, I’m sure!
By Jordan Zuniga5 years ago in Petlife
The Ecuadorian Breakfast Potato Pancake. "Llapingacho's."
There was a nostalgic feeling about a Zuniga family gathering. The aroma of my dad's Ecuadorian cooking in the background, having a diverse group of friends and family from all over central and south America. My dad's boss who was mexican teasing him that he’s going to put his Ecuadorian pork in a tortilla and then eat it, and my dad replying, “YOU DON’T PUT ECUADORIAN PORK IN A TORTILLA, THAT’S MEXICAN, NOT ECUADORIAN!” And then having my tia always asking me, “JORDAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING THE ADOPTED WHITE BOY?” My usual response being, “NOW LOOK HERE, WEE LASSIE! I’VE BEEN BEARING THE ZUNIGA BANNER FOR NEARLY TWENTY YEARS! QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK I’M ZUNIGA CERTIFIED, THANK YE!” In my thickest Irish accent that I could muster. Long story short, in my family, if you didn’t have sarcasm thrown at you like it's a game of hot potato, you probably weren’t loved.
By Jordan Zuniga5 years ago in Feast
