Jacquie Mayhorn

Joined October 2020

5 stories

Bio

Here is a look inside the life of a professional underachiever w/ a Bachelor’s degree in Procrastination & a PhD in Dilly-Dally.

I’ve been around a few blocks and trust me… the grass is usually greener.

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Granite Me the Serenity
Higher peaks behind- I clawed from rocky bottoms. One day at a time.
By Jacquie Mayhorn3 years ago in Poets
The Infamous Effing Gingerbread House
“So.. my absolute, hands-down ’best-slash-worst’ part of Christmas was my Mom's bright idea to make a gingerbread house.
By Jacquie Mayhorn5 years ago in Feast
Did Somebody Say Squirrel?
As every dog knows, there is nothing better than a long, uninterrupted catnap to get their tails wagging. Especially if this nap is both proceeded and followed by the obligatory treats, head scratches, and cooing of the, “who’s a good boy?”.
By Jacquie Mayhorn5 years ago in Petlife
Salty, Yet Never Bitter
I'm feeling uncommonly altruistic at the moment so I will take a second out of my day to share a bit of wisdom that could have the potential to be truly beneficial towards making this a more peaceful and unified planet.
By Jacquie Mayhorn5 years ago in Motivation
Darkest Secret
"If you've never had a relationship you hate, Well then, how could you ever relate? You look at me and turn away, You've judged me each and every day,
By Jacquie Mayhorn5 years ago in Poets