A Most Fitting Wardrobe, My Liege. Runner-Up in Tales Retold Challenge.
Content Warning: Alcohol, minor language, and poignant sarcasm.
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Once, in a faraway land, there lived an Emperor. To his court, he was a good liege, and all his ministers loved him and fulfilled his wishes dutifully out of that love. Unfortunately, unlike previous tales, this story is not about him.