Funny Kay
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Hello, my name is Connie Goethe. I live in Killdeer, North Dakota, I am married, I have a dog and cat, I love coffee, meditation, yoga, and belly dancing. My pieces are parody, satire and sarcasm, I am studying old school. I am a poet too.
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My Uncle is my Father
Hello, my name is Connie Goethe. I would like to tell you about my father. My birth father left before I was born, my Grandmother Dorthy and Uncle Cliff were there for my birth. My mother after I was out of the hospital, in Pocatello, Idaho. I was in there for 3 months, I was three month premature. My mother Hannah, could not afford the rent so she moved in with my Grandmother Dorthy and my Uncle Cliff he was trying to find customers, he was a carpenter and he had picked up work. My Grandmother was a nurse for Ivinson Memorial Hospital. While I was there as baby, I my uncle put me on his hand that I was the size of. He would be watch a football game and try not to wake me while he was watching a football game growing up was great. My and grandmother had moved to Craig, Colorado, after my Grandmother Dorthy had lost her job after drinking on the job. Because, she was taking care of a couple that had fell asleep with a cigarette in their mouth they did all that they could to save them. But they died on the table. My grandmother got a job as a waitress and my mother the post office. My uncle would always come to visit me and we would watch the Broncos play football. At the age of five the whole family and the neighborhood kids would play tag football. I would always take off walking and I would always be visiting the neighbor's dog Coca. I lived with my mother until I was molested at eight and was put into foster care and then my Aunt Carol and Uncle Cliff adopted me. They put through children's therapy. I was working along side my uncle who was now my father on my Aunt Johnny's ranch and she taught me that if you fall off a horse get back on a ride again. I fell off of Joe when I was gathering cattle for branding day. By the age of ten years old I had little brother that was cute as button and helped take care of him. I hated change diaper, I always asked Micheal
By Funny Kay4 years ago in Confessions
Holes in my Clothes
Marry was going on a girls night out with her girlfriend Sue, they planned on going out for dinner and bowling at the Rex bowling alley. So she got ready. She got in the shower at 4:00 pm. She put on a pale green western button up and she put on lady wranglers her boots and she braided her mid back length hair and put her makeup and was ready to go. Sue had done the same, they were really looking forward to this day. They both had went off to college. Sue went to a local college to take a writing coarse and the other business in it was online. However, they were so, busy with work and college that they had lost touch with each other. They would call and swap stories about what they were learning and what they had planned to do after college. Sue want to be an author and she finished in two months and was already writing she said that she was writing a comedy story call What the Hell Bobby? a story about how lazy that the government employees have become. While Marry had to go through 2 year to get her associates degree. She was not to happy about it but she needed to know the essentials of business. Marry had just graduated and they were celebrating. She got there and Sue was all dressed up and her makeup was done but there were holes purposely placed in her blouse and jeans. She thought to herself What the hell bobby? Have woke up in the twilight zone or something. I know that I have not smoked some funny stuff. She kept quite all through the drive and through dinner. They bowled and she bit her lip she did not want to offend her friend and risk the friendship that they had since kindergarten. She kept getting funny looks and then this young cowboy about 26 years old holler at her and said.
By Funny Kay4 years ago in Confessions
