The Hot Doge Hype

There is no better way to enjoy a good game, than with a nice juicy Hot Dog. I would say, the only thing better would be to have your wallet fattening up, right along with your belly!

Well, this year, while fans were cheering for their favorite team during Super Bowl LV; A slew of newfound investors were cheering as they watched their profits increase! Dogecoin, which was largely unheard of about a month ago, has become the cryptocurrency feeding the appetites of hungry investors all over the world. And, with this Doge themed snack; you'll be able to feed anyone at your table who wants a share!

In order to perfectly execute this game-changing snack, you'll need the Creme de la Creme of ingredients!

For starters, you'll need a top of the line wiener. This will have to be the most organic, grass-fed meat, raised in the most humane conditions imaginable! Why? Because if you've been purchasing shares of Dogecoin, you'll be able to afford it, that's why! I went with: Applegate Organics "The Great ORGANIC Uncured Beef Hot Dog". Found those babies on Amazon, for $7.34. Not bad, not bad...

Secondly, you'll need some mustard. But, not just ANY mustard will do. Consider spending some extra coin on Grey Poupon, in the glass jar.

For this recipe, we are gonna HOLD the ketchup! Hold. Hold. Hold. Now, I am no advisor; but, why would you want to play ketchup? If you were like many folks were on Super Bowl Sunday, then you purchased your shares of Dogecoin for pennies! Those who buy in too late will never be able to catch up in profit!

Instead of Ketchup, add a splash of hot sauce. This Doge is gonna be Hot!

And Lastly, you'll need a bun that is really going to sustain you long-term. Just like so many people foresee this new phenomenon in cryptocurrency, as a change in how the world might make transactions moving forward. Purchasing shares in good faith that years from now, they'll really see substantial growth. You should also be choosing to really make your bread last! That is why this recipe calls for a nice, heavy potato bun. You'll know you got it just right, when you bite in, and you feel like you'll never be hungry again!

Assembling this delicious hot dog is all about the process. It even starts with processed meat. And, while none of us consider hot dogs as the most glamorous of foods, it's the perfect choice for any game night. Similarly, Dogecoin isn't what most people think of when it comes to profiting from cryptocurrency. However, Dogecoin's affordable price makes it the perfect investment for your "Average Joe".

Having started off in 2013, as a joke between investors. Dogecoins only real purpose was to generate a few laughs. But in 2021, powered by celebrity tweets and memes, Dogecoin received unprecedented momentum! The Monday following the Super Bowl LV, Dogecoin was worth $10.5 billion dollars! That was an increase of over 107% that week alone! So even while it is rooted in humor, Dogecoin has investors laughing all the way to the bank!

So, when we prepare our Hot Doge, we're gonna put the wieners in the oven at 375 degrees. No boiling. We're treating those puppies with a little dignity! Because, in about 10 minutes they'll be perfect, just like you took them off of a hot grill! Ten minutes for your hot dog in the oven, is like 10 years holding your Dogecoin shares. It will be worth it in the long run! With this recipe, you will be turning something that was once "Ho-Hum" into something "Oh-Yum"!

What is most important to remember, is to never bite off more than you can chew. Start small, and have fun. With a Hot Doge, you can create abundance anytime you choose to get into the game!