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Time and Time Wait for No One

Running on Empty

By Michael BlairPublished 7 years ago 4 min read

Every time I write something about the SNP, I optimistically think there's nothing more to say. They couldn't possibly surpass the idiocy previously shown, but they can and they do. And as always, I am proved wrong.

We have seen many examples of the way dictatorships worldwide silence opposition to their political agenda. Closing down any kind of public debate. Censorship of the media, with the state taking control if the journalists attempt to think for themselves.

Of course, we associate dictatorship with some kind of revolution which overthrows a previously democratically elected government. Usually this involves violence of varying amounts of brutality. But occasionally it is achieved by stealth, over a quite long period of time.

At the recent SNP conference, a long time activist and member of the party was making a speech. This man was from a very different generation than the present leadership. He was making a point of order, which the chair decided wasn't a point of order, and wasn't going to be heard by the conference. This took place on a live television feed from the event in Glasgow. So the entire world, if it had wished, would have been able to witness what happened.

The chair, Derek Mackay, was adamant the old gentleman was not going to go ahead with his point, and was loudly telling him this, while the man was attempting to make his point. Suddenly, the live feed was cut, blacking out the argument between the two men. This was met with a huge sense of shock. The ruling party in democratic Scotland had blacked out something that they thought would embarrass them!

The live feed was back in around ten minutes with no mention of the argument. No explanation of the loss of the live feed. It was as if nothing had happened. Now, this is control freakery of the most paranoid kind. The public were stopped from being able to witness one SNP member having a frank exchange of views with another party member.

Of course, the SNP strictly forbid any member of the party criticise another member in public. This rule is official party policy. Not a suggestion.

Are you getting the picture of what this political party are doing? It's not a very pretty picture at all.

Over the past summer we have seen many (13) marches through various towns and cities in Scotland. These have been for the pro independence group, AUOB or All Under One Banner, proporting to be made up of people who support independence, but from political parties other than the SNP. They have had success in raising moneys for the cause, but not necessarily for the independence campaign.

One would think that they would be a united bunch, but now, at the end of the "marching season," there appears to be a split in the ranks. It's not clear who is against whom, but money would seem to be a factor. They carry plastic buckets on their marches for supporters to drop money into as they pass through. This obviously brings in quite a tiny sum over the summer months. At this point I thought they might be called All Under One Banknote.

I have no idea how much they have collected or where it ends up, but rumours are emerging of some kind of impropriety in the counting process. God only knows what the outcome of these events will be, but AUOB might now be known as All Under One Bankruptcy.

The delegates at the SNP annual conference I mentioned earlier, were waiting with bated breath for the speech from the Dear Leader. Would she announce that she would be asking for another independence referendum? We all knew this wasn't going to happen, but the faithful in the audience, a mixture of old people and even older people, looking like day trippers from 57 retirement homes, were still hoping she would spring a surprise and actually say something they longed to hear. And no, I don't mean, fish is for lunch. In the end, they were disappointed on both fronts.

Her speech was more of the waffle she is good at spouting, and managing to mention independence but only in as much as saying it was inevitable, but probably not in the lifetimes of 90% of this audience. She could probably have read out her Tesco shopping list, and she would get the mandatory standing ovation, well at least from the few who could stand without help.

Back at the Scottish Parliament, the usual unseemly squabbles are in full flow, with the leaders of all parties, hurling insults at each other, like small children at an out of control 6th birthday party.

What with the allegations of sexual improprieties still hanging over her predecessor and mentor, Alex Salmond, and various blunders of her collection of hopeless ministers, she is going to be busy keeping the ship afloat without having to tell her Cultists that there isn't going to be another independence referendum while she's at the helm. The polls aren't in her favour, but she has to keep dangling the carrot of independence in order to keep the Cult voting SNP.

She will try to keep going until the next Scottish election, but if the case against Salmond goes to court, there could be some very negative fall out surrounding her involvement in other "unofficial" accusations involving him.

There are also murmurings around her competence to deal with the ever more radical end of the Cultist spectrum.

None of this is good for brand Sturgeon, but it could be excellent entertainment for those of us who would like to see the back of the SNP administration.

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About the Creator

Michael Blair

I'm a medically retired grumpy Scotsman with a good sense of the ridiculous. I write some political satire and some more serious pieces. I'm here to wake people up!

On twitter I'm @mmjblair and email me at [email protected]

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