Should Men Lose The Right To Vote?

I think it is vitally urgent to the survival of mankind for us to realize one important truth: all men are capable of evil. That isn't to say that every man is evil, but in the right circumstances, we will do what we have to to stay alive. We are capable of evil now, we were most certainly capable of evil in the past, and we will be capable of evil in the future. Men, sometimes we rape, pillage, go to war, murder, thieve and plot against those we wish to topple. We are the hunters, and we find prey, even when there is none to be found. Us men will create prey from our own brethren, and we will then hunt, kill and cuckold, just out of boredom sometimes. That's just what men do, have done, and always will do.

In the past, this may have made sense. With prehistoric man it almost certainly made sense, but if you look at how poorly set up the world was before the birth of computing, you could say it has made sense for a long time now. Maybe too long, as it is hard to teach an old dog new tricks. In fact, some people even say it is impossible.

I am one of those people. I think things are what they are. An apple is an apple. A car is a car. And man is a monster. Originally, we didn't run the village. We fed the village. Women ran the village, and they ran it well. How do I know this? Well, if they did not run it well, would I be alive to espouse such glorious knowledge? Exactly. Women ran the whole damn show, pardon my French, and the world evolved because of it. They provided us a societal evolution. But, at some point in history, men did what they always do; we took by force the one thing that was keeping us alive and well and progressing, the power of women.

With women being demoted to backseat drivers of societal progress, things slowed down. Do you honestly think we would have had a dark ages in Europe if women were in charge? Remember all those women creating religions and then using them to justify rape, theft and conquest? How about all those women burning other women at the stake in early colonial America. Wait, those were men who did those things [/sarcasm]. When I think about where our level of peace, understanding and technology would be today if women were in charge, it literally makes me sick to my stomach. I could be alive in Star Trek times. Instead, I live in a world where most can't afford medicine.

So, my suggestion is that we men let the women nest again. Let's let women fix our mess, because who else can? Female unity is one of the strongest things on this planet, but not as strong as male rage and violence. We need to just admit, we are the hunters, and go off and hunt. We are so better suited for the factories and the mines and the oil fields than we are positions of power. In fact, part of me thinks we should criminalize male entrepreneurship and business management as well, but I always have to remind myself, one step at a time Seth, one step at a time.

I had a dream where #letwomennest was trending on Twitter. I then had another dream where people didn't just post it on Twitter, people lived it. Women didn't go to wars, or impose taxes or borders. Women fixed the economy and cured disease. I mean, after all, if God is a man, then it was a man who invented cancer. Who better to clean up his mess than a woman?

So please, every single one of you, I beg you to join me in this much needed societal revolution. Tell men not to vote, and if you are a man or identify as a man, don't vote either. But I will say this, I encourage all transmen to go and vote anyway, because nothing can take away the most brilliant thing ever conceived: a woman's intuition. I also encourage all transwomen to vote too, and all women, but not any man. Not one of us. We're just not up to the task, and it's high time we admit it.