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Bring Back The Dunce Hat

Change current perceptions of popularity

By Max TPublished 6 years ago 3 min read

Modern celebrity culture has indirectly created a platform for the dumbest and most ignorant in society to be popular. We have segregated the smartest and most talented people in western culture by encouraging low general knowledge from a young age.

Sat in the back corner of the room facing the wall, the most disappointing Halloween elf of all time.

Many years ago children who said stupid things and made inappropriate comments in the classroom were made to wear the dunce hat, aka dunce's cone, aka dunce cap. At some point over the last few decades our culture switched from laughing at the idiots to laughing with them. The dunce hat was mean and ridiculed children often for silly mistakes unnecessarily but it's what it represents that needs to be brought back. No child wants to be the butt of the joke, although over-the-top, it encouraged children to sit up straight and pay attention. Being smart and ahead of the rest was winning friends, winning popularity, and excelling at school.

Role models for everyone have changed, today being rich or successful doesn't require you to be a genius or business-savvy, just be entertaining. Have you noticed how more and more B-list celebrities are brain dead, and also that the list of B-list celebrities keeps getting longer. Being an idiot is now a means to be popular, opinions are too deep, facts are too boring and the truth is too hard to take.

Warhol was right, MTV generation fame, big brother personality disorders and X-factor emotional breakdowns misshaped the cultural norms and now everyone is famous for fifteen minutes.

Literally or metaphorically speaking we don't want to make children wear a cone of stupidity anymore. People have become the characters they wish to be on TV, dumb, bland and desaturated of any real personality, that's how to be famous. The smart children in schools are bullied for being 'brainiacs' and 'smart arses'. Teachers now encourage children to use social media and classes on how to be more popular online are now part of the curriculum. Unbelievably preschool activities of toddlers are now recorded on apps so that busy parents can monitor their offspring from a safe screen-to-screen distance. You didn't guess that the Morgans have children from the finger paintings on their fridge but rather the Facebook friend request from their two-year-old.

If Trump was given a dunce hat as a child do you think he would have had the ego to run for president? One of the worlds most powerful men is a moron, years ago he would have been ridiculed and laughed out of the room but now being stupid is so popular that a joke of a human was elected a leader. While hosting a press address about Covid-19 he stood in front of the graph showing the desired flattering curve of infection rate; there isn't a better example of a classroom dunce than the kid that stands still, blocking the board during a presentation. Trump then walked over to the testing kit, placed centre top of an over-sized table, hilariously labelled 'Covid-19' and showed it off like it was a prize on the 'Price is Right'... what a dunce.

It's time to re-think how we want future generations to see popularity, fame and achievement. Maybe if someone doesn't have an IQ in triple figures then they shouldn't be put on a pedestal in the first place, instead, sit them back in the corner. If we want real measurable success and creativity in the future then we should start encouraging it from a young age.

Bring back dunce hats, if not to encourage children to be smarter then to stop dumb, ego-maniacs from gaining power.

IMO- Max T

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