All Epstein All the Time

Dear MAGA faithful: I’ve got your next assignment.

You like conspiracies? Great. You like pretending the deep state is real? Fantastic. You want to drain the swamp? Super. Then drop everything—Hunter’s laptop, the woke M&Ms, Kamala’s laugh—and focus. It’s Epstein time. All Epstein. All the time.

I mean it. Don’t look away. Don’t get distracted by Joe Biden’s tan suit or the fact that your guy is on trial again for something something felony conspiracy. We’re in red alert mode. You spent years shouting about pizza parlors and pedophiles. Now's your moment. You finally have a real, actual, verifiable elite child sex trafficking ring, and what are you doing? Chasing UFO hearings? Screaming about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? Please. Get serious.

Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t just some sleazy billionaire with a weird island and a sketchy smile. He was a social parasite whose guest list read like a cross between Davos and a Vanity Fair afterparty—prime ministers, tech moguls, royalty, titans of Wall Street, former presidents, current presidents, and, of course, your orange messiah. He didn’t just have dirt—he was the dirt. He had flight logs, visitor logs, security camera footage, and a jet that racked up more frequent flyer miles than Air Force One.

And now? It’s all vanishing in real time. No names, no faces, no trials, no follow-up. Just the occasional headline—buried on page A18—about “unsealed documents” that somehow manage to name everyone except the powerful people you actually recognize. Curious, isn’t it?

But instead of treating that like the cover-up of the century, the Trump administration—and let’s be clear, this is his America now—is playing interference. They've turned the full force of federal power into a PR firm for denial. The DOJ acts like it’s allergic to subpoenas. Federal prisons are suddenly very good at letting high-profile prisoners “kill themselves” off-camera. The Secret Service has become the Society of Selective Amnesia. And the media arm of the MAGAverse? Busy running pieces on Biden's dog biting a staffer.

And you? You're lapping it up.

Where's your outrage now? Where are your grainy TikToks with arrows pointing to Epstein’s guestbook? Where are your livestream rants about elite cabals and corrupt politicians flying to Little Saint James for "business meetings"? Where’s the wall-to-wall coverage? The marches? The protests? You wrapped yourself in QAnon flags to scream about imaginary basements under DC pizza joints, but when the smoke cleared and a real predator was exposed, you blinked and changed the channel.

Let me spell it out for you: Epstein mattered. The fact that he operated in plain sight for decades matters. The fact that Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for trafficking girls to no one in particular should be the biggest red flag in modern history. But instead of asking who the clients were, you’re back to obsessing over Bud Light and bathrooms.

It's deflection. It's denial. It's bullshit. And you're eating it up with a gold-plated spoon.

So here’s the call to action, Patriots: Don’t stop talking about Epstein. Make it your whole personality. Put down your Trump bobblehead and pick up a copy of the unsealed documents. Print out those flight logs. Learn the names. Ask the questions. Harass your congressman. Crash town halls. Demand accountability. Demand transparency. Demand anything other than another breathless Fox News segment about Biden’s mental fitness.

Because if Epstein’s crimes matter—and they do—then the cover-up matters even more. If powerful men are abusing children and using state power to erase the evidence, that should be your red line. And if the cover-up includes your favorite orange idol? Too bad. This isn’t about left or right. This is about elite impunity. This is about the people who actually run things doing whatever the hell they want to whomever they want, with the confidence that you'll never hold them accountable—as long as they feed you a few slogans and a fresh enemy to hate.

You wanted the swamp drained? Start here.

You wanted to take down the cabal? Here's your cabal.

You wanted truth? Then for once in your life stop following the script they handed you, and start asking the questions they’re afraid to answer.

Ask why Epstein was housed in a facility with malfunctioning cameras and sleeping guards.

Ask why Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial was sealed tighter than a CIA black site.

Ask why the client list has never been released.

Ask why Trump, Clinton, Gates, and other elites all shared ties to Epstein, and why no one—not one person—has faced public consequences.

Because unless you're willing to burn this all down—even if it singes your heroes—you were never the resistance. You were just flying monkeys caught up in Trump’s cult of personality.