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And So We Laugh.

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By River and Celia in Underland Published 10 months ago β€’ Updated 10 months ago β€’ 2 min read
Top Story - March 2025
River And so We Laugh, 2018

Hi nice to meet

You.

We just got married.

β€œDo you use a dildo?”

Why? Do you fuck your missus

Up the ass?

What response

Do you want?

What reply

Would feed your

Masculinity?

Make your dick feel

Big and strong.

Valid.

What response

Would make us invisible –

Less

Us in this crowd

Of toxic

Maleness

we’ve had rammed

Down our throats

Our whole lives -

Like a blow job

We never asked

For

but got

Anyway.

Because you could.

Because you

Can.

Because you

did.

Looming over us -

Intimidating by design.

Predictable.

Where are you from?

America –

Your toxic

Tension

Menacing

Like the static

Of electric

Before it hits.

A punch to the face?

A kick in the stomach –

For what –

Not falling

For

Your charm.

Prince?

Why are you here?

I married the love of my life

Which one of you fucks the other?

This is what I hear

Excuse me?

This is your chance to not say that again

β€œWhich one of you uses the dildo?”

Fuck off

Find someone else –

To man off to.

You’re laughing but this isn’t cute

We’re laughing for another purpose.

It isn’t cute.

β€œI just have to say what comes to mind”

I just have to sit silently

I know your type

We both do.

Violence before thought

A fist to the face

When you’re challenged

Your mates won’t stop you

They might be sheep now

When it comes to it

They’ll stoop to your level

Standing over us

With beer foam on your beard

And unfocused eyes

Slurring the words

That should be

Inside thoughts

If thoughts at all.

β€œYou missed out on that one”

It’s dripping with sarcasm

As we walk through the door

Back home

Away from

This stupidity

This stupidity, with an undertow of hate

Bemoaning the boyhoods

That have turned out these men

Into this sinister thing

That haunts us.

You think we laughed

At your β€œjokes”

That was actually

Us bargaining for our lives

You see

Being queer and being in female bodies

We are always bargaining for our lives

And so

We laugh.

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River and Celia in Underland

Mad-hap shenanigans, scrawlings, art and stuff ;)

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  • Narghiza Ergashova7 months ago

    "Thanks for sharing!"

  • Judey Kalchik 8 months ago

    "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. " Margaret Atwood Your piece captured that perfectly. And that's devastating

  • Mariann Carroll8 months ago

    I cannot believe some people. Its sad when people think sex is 99% of a relationship and they base it on others what they do. Sorry you went through that.

  • Aspen Marie 9 months ago

    Outstanding!

  • Tim Carmichael9 months ago

    These words are what made us stronger. Great read!

  • Aaron Ranyer9 months ago

    Got chills reading this. As a trans man dating a cis woman, the comments are endless. We are all so strong to endure others stupidity. Keep up the good work! 🫢🏻

  • πŸŽ‰ Congrats on your Top Story! πŸ“°βœ¨ Super proud of youβ€”so well deserved! πŸ’ͺπŸ‘ Keep shining! 🌟😊

  • Babs Iverson9 months ago

    Courageous!!! Congratulations on Top Story and the Leaderboard win!!!β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’•

  • JBaz9 months ago

    FIrst off Congratulations on your leaderboard placement. Now, for this provocative piece: My wife and I just had a conversation regarding gender and sexual attitudes of late. When we were younger we saw the beginning of an open and welcoming society and were proud ot be a part of it. Now WTF happened, why is it going backwards. We do not understand. This is a powerful message, the only advice I have about people who are hurtful...If I won't invite them to my place, then their opinions mean nothing to me. Seek out and be with those that are kind.

  • Wooohooooo congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! πŸŽ‰πŸ’–πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ’–πŸŽŠ

  • Henrik Hageland9 months ago

    Congrats to TS, how often have I heard the question "who of you are the wife" put to me or my husband. As if it would mean a difference, if I answered one way or the other, it's simply stupidity..

  • Caroline Jane9 months ago

    Christ. No words.. when will it end?

  • Melissa Ingoldsby10 months ago

    Yeah it’s annoying when I dated girls in the past how many insulting things people ask! Great job bringing this to light

  • Test10 months ago

    Back to say congrats on Top Story Ladies!!! So well deserved!!

  • Rachel Deeming10 months ago

    Oh man. This was a hard hitter. All of it leading up to those last lines because what else can you do to survive and use to stave off a potentially violent situation? Ignorant.

  • Antoni De'Leon10 months ago

    We are the world, we are the children, it's time to make a better day, just you and me. Let peace like a river flow. Kudos on TS.

  • Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! πŸŽ‰πŸ’–πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ’–πŸŽŠ

  • angela hepworth10 months ago

    God, this made me so upset. I’m so sorry you guys had to go through that. Misogyny and homophobia are sewn so intricately into so many on a societal level, and it’s absolutely maddening. The attitude and outlook of this gentleman (not) you unfortunately came across in particular is all too familiar, and all too infuriating. I think a lot of these men don’t even realize that the easy, effortless toxic masculinity they exude is in fact not cute or funny, but immensely dangerousβ€”and never right or excusable. It should always be taken as a threat for your own safety, and you dealt with the situation as best you could. You never know what perverted people like that who dehumanize women and queer folk are capable of. I’m very happy you are okay, and thank you so much for sharing β™₯️

  • Being queer and being in female bodies We are always bargaining for our lives May I borrow this phrase...it is so real and raw and it has stirred so much emotion?

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  • sleepy drafts10 months ago

    I am so happy to see this as Top Story, R&C <3 I am still so angry that you were put through this.

  • Excellent work and a great statement from you

  • kp10 months ago

    this piece triggered a lot for me. the good. the bad. the ugly. very well done. ❀️

  • Cathy holmes10 months ago

    I don't even know what to say. I read Oneg's comment that it does and will happen and I'm shocked. Why are some people so completely fucking evil. Every day, I continue to be astounded by words and images I could not imagine existing outside fiction. This world truly sucks and I'm so sorry it turned its rotten soul on you. πŸ€—

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