So. Make me get down.
You know you just can't do it.
Ha! You are a wimp.
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Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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LOL! 😂
A cat's thoughts beautifully and spitefully captured here! Great work Cathy, I love it! I am a cat lover myself with three of my own! Your Abigail looks sweet and like a sassy little thing! 😻
lol lines said by every kitty but especially Abigail 😊
Abigail just said that didn't she? The haiku was a coincidence wasn't it, great fun, love it
How I think my cat talks to me too😂
That's Cats
Abigail! You are just too much. 🙀
Instead I will make a handle and attach it to that basket. Then I will wear a red hoodie and go into the forest while Abigail dangles in my arm in the basket. I swear I'm not high! Loved your Haiku!
Abigail strikes again! Great haiku!
A squirt bottle will change the dynamic.
So cute! Let Abigail do as she pleases, she deserves it! Lol
Hahaha Dear Abigail you might be pushing your luck. Love it Cathy.
Brilliant! Cats hold all the power.
have to wonder who owns who between you two 🧐🧐 very good cathy
*picks up the basket* *flips it over* I've done stuff like that before and I'll do it again. Every time I go to visit the family the cats are just drawn towards my laptop, its case, or the backpack. Quite a lot of times, the both of them by be firmly loafing on either combo of the three. Heck, even when my laptop's turned off and not plugged in, they still love sitting their fat bottoms on it. On the other hand, I save cardboard boxes in which nectarines and peaches come in just for them, and even a few shoe boxes too on occasion.
This is so good on multiple levels! A haiku with short & sweet words, from Abigail’s perspective—and funny! That’s a beautiful picture of her. 😻 I love how cats can’t resist sitting in round containers and shaping their bodies to them, LOL.
Little asshole! LOL
She's just too pretty to move!! Love it!!
Great! That's felines for you.
Meow!!! Purr-fectly penned!!!♥️♥️💕
😂😂 that is literally the soul of a cat
😆 That is the cutest short and sweet poem I have read!! 🥰🥰🥰
This is so Hilarious 😂, We can be a wimp when we love a pet so much .
Lol wimp
Oh, Abigail, thou art fair and f**king rude! lol Great stuff, Cathy!