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You have to kiss a lot of frogs

Things are never what they seem

By Calvin LondonPublished 5 months ago β€’ Updated 4 months ago β€’ 1 min read
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Last month I wrote a story about my experience with dating sites:

Finding a new partner seems to be worse than 'Mission Impossible.'

Here is a poem I wrote about all the scammers that seem to pollute dating sites.

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I’d like to step inside your mind,

Even for one day,

To see what bullshit I could find,

Is there any truth in what you say?

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You pretend that we’ll be cosy,

But I doubt that’s how it will be,

A life that is warm and rosy,

I don’t see that for you and me.

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You talk about the future,

And how different it will be,

Well, that sounds really super

But you’ve never set eyes on me!

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The new dance in conversation

Dance in sexy, small talk at best

Designed to stimulate my imagination,

And get me all obsessed.

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And then comes the clanger

Can you give me a few bucks

You’re nothing but a scammer

God, this dating game sucks!

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Till next time

Calvin

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Calvin London

I write fiction, non-fiction and poetry about all things weird and wonderful, past and present. Life is full of different things to spark your imagination. All you have to do is embrace it - join me on my journey.

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  • Denise E Lindquist5 months ago

    I hate dating and didn't do much of it until I got married. πŸ˜‰ Dating with my husband that is! 🀣 So sorry it is so tough out there.

  • Caitlin Charlton5 months ago

    There are lots of frogs out there. I am convinced they are made from different stuff. They know the game to make a man obsessed. Even worse that they practiced it a lot. Your poem brings a heartwarming perspective, in that you want something real. While real women are convinced men like you don't exist. Oh it's a mess out there, and I am so sorry that you're caught in the midst. I've been hoping that things would get better, even trying to find married couples I could look up to. But all are getting divorced πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ. So even though it is in a different way. I do feel your pain. β€οΈπŸ€—

  • K.B. Silver 5 months ago

    Ugh, so sad. Nicely written though. πŸ‘πŸ‘

  • Marie381Uk 5 months ago

    Each words so true, be careful out there if they don’t want money they want a passport β™¦οΈπŸ¦‹β™¦οΈ

  • Seriously there's just soooo many scammers! Gotta be really careful. Loved your poem!

  • Susan FourtanΓ© 5 months ago

    At least you are aware of the scammers! There are thousands of people scammed through those dating sites/apps and also through Facebook, Instagram, etc. There documentaries and lots of reports now emerging about the romance scams to warn people. One that comes to mind is Catfished on YouTube. They have patters and if you learn quickly you can identify those scammers very fast. Being skeptic is the best and never give away any money or personal information to any random "person" you don't know, no matter how much they try to convince you.

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