You are on a desert island with Emily Ratajkowski and Scarlett Johansson

On a desert island, what a dream come true,

With Emily and Scarlett, just us three, woo-hoo!

But what do I do, how do I decide?

My brain's in a knot, I'm feeling so fried.

Do I build a shelter, start a fire?

Or do I simply admire their every desire?

Oh, the temptation, it's too much to bear,

I can't help but stare, oh dear oh dear.

But wait, I must stay focused, I must think clear,

We're on a desert island, survival's what's near.

I'll gather some wood, make a fire so bright,

Then we'll huddle together, all through the night.

We'll share stories, and jokes, and maybe some booze,

Emily and Scarlett, we'll sing some blues.

We'll find food, and water, and make our own way,

On this desert island, we'll find a way to stay.

But let's be real, who am I kidding,

With Emily and Scarlett, my mind will be spinning.

I'll just sit back, and enjoy the ride,

On this desert island, with my two lovely guides.

So come and join us, in this silly rhyme,

On this desert island, we're having a great time.

Emily and Scarlett, and little old me,

Living it up, like we're in a movie scene.