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Welcome Home for Dinner

Funeral Potatoes and Green Jell-O

By Amos GladePublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read

Welcome Home

Welcome Home

Welcome Home for dinner

Each of us been gone so long

Mama says we’re looking thinner

And in this special festive time we welcome loved ones

with friends who have been guested

Older brother would be here

If he had not been arrested

Sister dear; came out as queer

Her special friend is neither man nor woman

The nephews ate the mashed potatoes

Before anyone else could get some

The nieces are all tucked away

And swapping chewing gum

Aunts and uncles , second cousins

Wall to wall and room to room are echoes of their hum

All the food is piled up

they've brought a dish to share

Every dish each one has brought

a way to say they care

Potatoes, stuffing, carrots greens,

Beans with onion crisps atop

No one ever picked up grandma

She’s still at the town bus stop

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Amos Glade

Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.

For more madness check out my website: https://www.amosglade.com/

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  • verse voyagerabout a year ago

    Very beautiful and relatable poem...you did an amazing job..u r a great poet. Hope you will find my latest story relatable go check it and do tell me in the comment section.

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