WARNING! ⚠️ Sharks, Watch Out for Screwed Up Dentures! ⚠️
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WARNING!
Sharks, watch out! Screwed up denture sightings have been reported.
Scuba divers are daily conducting mission hunts in an attempt to rid the sea of this rare species of screwed up dentures.
You must use extreme caution, as these types of denture predators cannot be trusted!
Swim in the ocean at your own risk!
Do not swim alone! Use the buddy shark system and keep alert for signs of immediate danger! ⚠️
If attacked by these screwy dentures, seek immediate medical aid.
Don’t bleed in the water! If you have a cut get out of the sea immediately!
If you see a dangerous screwy denture, alert the nearest lifeguard of your sighting!
Desperate attempts are being made to exterminate this species of dentures, until then use major caution! ⛔️
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Rowan Finley
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This is such a crazy picture and concept, I love it! Great piece!
I heard Philip got a flat head from them and saw stars 🤣😆👀
Rowan, this is protecting the environment on a whole new, humourous level! Well done! LOL!