Valentine shocker for him
A real 50 word love proposal
I love ya, you love me int it?
Let’s wed on Monday quick
I am pregnant, wed me Mick.
You had ya fun
You had ya pleasure
That was sweet
Now for sour
an equil measure.
It’s up to you, what ya say?
Let’s get wed
On this Valentine’s Day
About the Creator
Marie381Uk
I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️
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A brilliant relatable poem and very creatively written.
This poem I can appreciate, so funny and so true!