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Trough Lolly

imagine working where they make them?

By BrenPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read

good afternoon

Ladies and Gentlemen

a moment of your time

(i have no idea of the time)

if i may please;

i would like to spare

a thought or two

and ponder with you

the humble urinal cake

a sad entry on the necessity list

yes (imagine it without)

dented and forlorn

by a constant stream of piss

a cracked porcelain bed

of cigarette butts

spit and vomit

and more piss

occasionally the flush god

opens the heavens

a shower of stale grey water

the diluted piss smell fights

the building lolly fumes

and then more piss

a bit of phlegm

a cracked tooth

blood and spittle

and then even more piss

a dribble

a puddle

some poor cunt

pissed a kidney stone

piss piss piss piss piss

once a month

a cleaner passes by

paper towel for the sink

wet rag on the flusher

and half a bucket

of not so fresh mop water

down the pisser

and maybe

if its been eroded enough

and maybe

if it’s been pinched (who the fuck does that)

and maybe

if he can be fucked

a brand new lolly

for the trough

that is the altar

where the trouser prawn

is bled

Merry Xmas Everyone!

For Fun

About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Andrew C McDonaldabout a year ago

    Ode to the urinal cake Gets well pissed before the break One eyed Willy only friend Yellow rain the gift he sends In a trough of stinking porcelain Stained with the purpose of his origin I love this Brenton. 😂👍

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