Lemons

hit my head on a lemon

hanging low in the tree

it was then at that moment

I thought;

as i was alone,

this was to myself.

when life gives you lemons

(this is me thinking)

take one

cut it in half

cut it in half again

eat it like an orange quarter

now that's life giving you lemons

(and again)

your mouth puckers up

like a back to front butt

a bitter tooth smearing film

fills your cakehole with regret

(still thinking)

every single taste bud

becomes an inverted arsehole

trying to escape

every single escape

thwarted

by a malodorous mouthful

of citric acid

and saliva

doing its thing

now that's life giving you lemons

either that

or autocorrect

gives you hamburger

(done)