Trading Up
Limerick of the Week
By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
Really fast in the right gear.
A rich man from the Illuminati
Told a woman that he wanted her body
The offer was real
So she made him a deal
Now she's driving his Maserati
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Gerard DiLeo
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I'd kick him in the balls if he came to me with that offer, lol. Loved your Limerick!
Magnificent!!! Love this!!!