Too Much Coffee Man
stirred AND shaken
got the forty three bean jitters
got the forty three bean jumps
got the flat white blues
got sugar; two lumps
(you have to imagine that that bit was Right Justified!)
i think
i’ve had
too much coffee man
got the mocha shivers
got the latte twitch
got a dirty espresso attitude
i am the arabica’s bitch
i think
i’ve had
too much coffee man
got on a coffee bender
got a mild caffeine addiction
java smoothie in a blender
a mid morning kind of affliction
i think
i’ve had
too much coffee man
got a cup of liquid lightning
got a thirst that never ends
got the cup of joe shakes
got the dirty bean water bends
i think
i’ve had
too much coffee man
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!
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Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
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Comments (2)
Am I supposed to print this out so I can tick the boxes in a black pen? Excellent humour and structure Brenton. 😁👏
Haa haaa I am too a too much coffee man.