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To Pee or Not to Pee

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

By J. S. WadePublished 3 years ago 1 min read
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The crazy mutt chased after me,

a rat-arsed leprechaun up a tree.

I’ve guzzled too much beer.

Won’t cha go and stalk a deer .

And let ole Bailey take a pee.

surreal poetry

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J. S. Wade

Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.

J. S. Wade owns all work contained here.

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  • Roy Stevens3 years ago

    He should have peed on the dog! Maybe not so sweet revenge

  • Lamar Wiggins3 years ago

    ole Bailey...Lol

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    This is a really fun one! Drinkin' too much beer, that good ol' leprechaun 😅 love the picture!

  • JBaz3 years ago

    This was a Deja vu for me.

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    Lol, that was loads of good fun! The image went so well with it too!!

  • Lol, this was so funnyyyyyy!

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    lol. That's great.

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    LOL!!! Humorous for sure!!! 💖💖💕

  • Dana Stewart3 years ago

    I predict Top Story - Friday! Good job!

  • Crazy Scott...

  • Lmao 🤣🤣🤣💯👍Nice one❗❗❗

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