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To Do, to do, to do.

That's All I Ever Do!

By Carol Ann TownendPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
To Do, to do, to do.
Photo by Eden Constantino on Unsplash

To do, to do, to do;

That's all I ever do!

I can't get rid of you,

To do, to do, to do!

To do, to do, to do,

And, now I need the loo,

I'm holding my bladder;

I blame you,

To do, to do, to do!

To do, to do, to do;

Now the phone is ringing too;

I ignore it,

I blame you,

To do, to do, to do!

To do, to do, to do;

I have tasks bigger than a zoo!

I don't wanna do them,

So please fuck off,

My to do, to do, to do!

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About the Creator

Carol Ann Townend

I'm a writer who doesn't believe in sticking with one niche.

My book Please Stay! is out now

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahah this was hilarious!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Bahahaha. I hear ya!

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