There once was a jockey named Titus
Who was a pain in the gluteus maximus
He really thought he was “The Man”
Because he won every race his horse ran
His ego was nearly blasphemous
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Then came the fateful day he met Vickie
Soon, his life became very sticky
For he made a mistake calling her a bitch
It turned out she was a witch
Now things are really tricky
🏇
For the ultimate revenge, Vickie waited
For the perfect moment for her anger to be sated
Smiling, she spoke her curse in perfect Norse
Effectively turning his thoroughbred into a rocking horse
Making the race even more complicated
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In a panic, Titus jumped and rocked
But the witch made sure he was chocked
All his opponents galloped past
Leaving him in place last
Leaving Titus perfectly shellshocked
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Comments (12)
Haha! This was a lot of fun.
Aw, go ahead & turn him into a lawn jockey while you're at it, lol.
A beautifully creative, flowing poem. Well done with the rhyming. It was enjoyable to read.
Well, well! Good old TItus needed a lesson. I love this limerick, Sharon.
This poem tells an amazing story!
Vickie is soooo badass! I aspire to be her hehehehehehe. Loved your limericks!
Haha! He got what he deserved!! Well done. This was great!
I love this humour series of limericks you've done here. The way they pile together to tell a story is very clever and left me smiling! Great work MC!
This is fabulous 😊♦️♦️♦️
So funny and it shows you not to call a witch a bitch!😉😂
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lol...this is great