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Time is Running Out

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By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago β€’ 1 min read
Top Story - February 2023
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuckity fuckity fuck

Time is running out

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heartbreakinspirationalperformance poetrysocial commentarysurreal poetrysad poetry

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Stephanie Hoogstad4 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣 I love that this made Top Story. Also, for some reason, it makes me think that this is what the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland was REALLY thinking when he said, β€œI’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”

  • This was funny and rude 😸

  • Kristen Balyeatabout a year ago

    Also, fun! πŸ˜‚ love this!

  • Grz Colmabout a year ago

    ⏰ Stop watching Four Weddings so much Paul! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„

  • Mackenzie Davis2 years ago

    LORD HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE? Best haiku I've ever read, laddie! What a gut-laugh I just gave. Perfection! *chef's kiss*

  • Test2 years ago

    Actually I see their point! 1. They had to choose a TS and you jostled them along quite nicely. And 2 It's brilliantly funny especially done in the traditional form. I see their point. Good choice IMHO 🀍

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  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    I have absolutely no idea how I missed this brilliant piece of work. Now I know the f-bomb was alive and well in a Vocal Top Story long before mine! I should be jealous, but I'm not, because this is a work of art!

  • Danielle Kelley3 years ago

    I know I'm late to the party, but I just have to say that this made me laugh. Bravo!

  • J. R. Lowe3 years ago

    Hahahaha gave me a laugh. Relatable as f- πŸ˜‚

  • Katarzyna Popiel3 years ago

    Just today I was reading an article online about how Glaswegians are more foul-mouthed than other Brits and then this poem pops up. Coincidence? Hmm... Thanks for making my evening!

  • C. H. Richard3 years ago

    Well done and congratulations on your top story !

  • C. H. Richard3 years ago

    lol - expresses that feeling before a deadline quite well 😊

  • KS3 years ago

    Love it

  • Building of the mind set

  • Very interesting

  • Good for the listening ears

  • Congratulations πŸ‘πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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  • Michael Darvall3 years ago

    Were you watching Four Weddings and a Funeral when you wrote this?

  • Bren3 years ago

    What do they say about great minds? https://shopping-feedback.today/poets/fuc%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E%3C/div%3E%3C/div%3E%3C/div%3E%3Cdiv class="css-w4qknv-Replies">

  • Brilliant and apropos of just about everything. Thank you!

  • Lea Waske 3 years ago

    Did you lose your thesaurus? LOL The best use of the word was when I read about a young male immigrant who had trouble learning English idioms-- as many do. He complained about people who thought he knew nothing and said--: They think I know fuck nothing, but I know fuck all!

  • Kendall Defoe 3 years ago

    I sense a theme... πŸ€”

  • Kelly Robertson3 years ago

    Haha this!! This is gold! Well done

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