TikTok Only Wants One Thing
I thought TikTok liked me for me 😢😢😢 Written for Vocal's "Breakup Nonet" Challenge
Your trends and memes are all distractions.
No, you want one thing: my data.
So, my pocket Chinese spy,
I've gone back to Meta.
I Tikked my last Tok,
burned my doomscroll.
I'm done! Wait–
Is... that...
...cake?
Written for Vocal's "Breakup Nonet" Challenge
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Comments (7)
This is actually hilarious
What a way to complain about TikTok! It's very humoured.
Oooh! A unique take and very well executed! Great nonet and challenge entry!
lol, what a wonderful metaphor for our SM addictions. Nice!
Feeling personally attacked by this one
Lol, this was so relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doesn't meta want the same though 😁