This Happens Constantly
An AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Haiku
I lost it again!
"You are the cat of the house!
"Daisy! find my mouse!"
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Daisy: Why me? 🤣 Lovely haiku. Lovely cat. I also started to write on paper before typing. Especially for poetry, it feels much better. And better in case of a haiku or acrostic, I think.
Daisy just looks at you like yeah, right lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so loud!
Fun!
I lose things too
Supercute! 🌸