A ghost complained, “I died in my bed,
With unfinished business ahead!”
So the priestess knelt low,
Said, “I’ll help you, you know…”
And soon he was moaning instead.
About the Creator
Diane Foster
I’m a professional writer, proofreader, and all-round online entrepreneur, UK. I’m married to a rock star who had his long-awaited liver transplant in August 2025.
When not working, you’ll find me with a glass of wine, immersed in poetry.
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Comments (7)
hahahahaha I can see why this won Matthew's little challenge. Well done, Diane. This has me suitably smiling and grinning!
Oh if you can see me slapping my head in laughter….I read and re-read this. Too funny and so damn clever.
Haha wow 😮
Oh, naughty!!
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Hmmmm very amusing
yupp this one is amazing!