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The Lament of the Alarm Clock

Or, the Hole in my Beanie.

By Claire GuérinPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read
The Lament of the Alarm Clock
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Alarm clock oh my nemesis

Why do you insist?

It is far too early

Sun don't shine already.

*

Alarm clock oh my enemy,

I know, friends are waiting.

Might as well strip the band-aid:

Down on the floor my blankets end.

*

Alarm clock oh stupid thing,

Can't you see on is all my clothing?

Naked skin not long lasts,

Pants slip faster on freezing ass.

*

Alarm clock, stop your shouting,

In hiking shoes soon I'm going.

My backpack is almost ready,

I only need a thermos for hot tea.

*

Alarm clock, yes I speed

To the station up the hill.

I pull the beanie over my ears.

Warm as sun, its color cheers.

*

Alarm clock, I'm almost there,

But my woolly hat badly fares.

Where last weekend it was burnt,

Blizzard now enters the vent.

*

Alarm clock, I can't miss the train,

Today we go trekking again.

Warm fire melts the snow;

Embers burn beanies though.

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Claire Guérin

Fancy meeting you here! I write speculative short fiction and sometimes poems. I dream of becoming a published, full-time author. If you like my writing on Vocal, please share and follow me wherever is most convenient.

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  • Rachel Deeming2 years ago

    Fun! I like a bit of whimsy myself.

  • Kenny Penn3 years ago

    This is one of my favorite poems! Humorous and well written, plus relatable!

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