
2 minutes to midnight yet
I'm afraid to shoot strangers
the age of innocence
is all in your mind
I have a burning ambition
to be brighter than a thousand suns
I'm not a weekend warrior
I've got the a fire in me
but I feel lost in a lost world
so I sing this nodding donkey blues
~~~
My favorite t-shirt is an Iron Maiden band shirt which I wear most of the weekends. I live a gypsy life out of a 70L backpack, so I don't have much clothes with me and on weekdays I basically live in my work clothes and my pajamas. I love Iron Maiden and I love this t-shirt, I have it for over 10 years and it's becoming visible on it.
But every time I go out in it (weather in France or Hungary, Iceland or the UK) random middle aged white men come up to me to ask me to name 10 songs. Usually they do it with a creepy smile, like they know I won't be able. Well bad news, I am. I should start charging them because if I'd get a Euro each time I get asked I wouldn't need to work a single day in the rest of my life.
But what is actually interesting, is that it only happens with this t-shirt. I have other band t-shirts I like just as much. Not just the shirts but the bands, too like Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones or The Guns N' Roses but nobody asks me to name ten songs from them. Like, ever. Why? What's with Iron Maiden? Or I do I come off as someone who couldn't like a band like Iron Maiden, but any other band? And why no one asks me which is my favorite song?!
I'm gonna start charging... or just show them this poem and see if they figure what it really is.
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Fucking idiots. Lol. I hate that. The funny thing is though, I heard of a reverse of this happening with The Last Dinner Party. Link included. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/sep/30/lincoln-venue-apologises-treatment-of-male-gig-goers-last-dinner-party-concert But, idiocy. Also, what is your current favourite? I saw that it's mood dependant. Also, do you like the newer stuff? It's slightly verging on proggy stuff nowadays, but I still think IM when playing at the top of their skills, can't be beaten! 2 Minutes to Midnight was the reason and the t-shirt I clicked this. I used to not be a big fan of IM, but, they grew on me. Always thought Bruce Dickinson was the perfect opposite to the perception that metallers are dicks. When really metal in general, aside from the stupid pricks that ask you to name 10 songs, are great. Rainmaker, 2 Minutes to Midnight, Hallowed Be Thy Name, The Trooper, Fear of the Dark are some of my favourites. A funny thing with the t-shirt that I get is when people wear Nirvana and Ramones t-shirts that don't look like and aren't actually fans. But, it's never quite easy to tell that. So also totally agree with you in that regard. Hate gatekeeping. Music should not be locked away or considered wrong for certain people.
Well-wrought! My personal favorite is Hallowed Be Thy Name. What's yours?
nice
Start charging for sure!! They can pay up or get lost!
Sorry you have to put up with such weirdness. People can really suck sometimes. 😩 I'm guessing "Two Minutes to Midnight" is your favourite then, aha. Are you fan of "The Number of Beast"? Every time someone mentions Iron Maiden, that song gets stuck in my head.
I couldn't name 10 Iron Maiden songs, lol.
If it only happens with 1 shirt it is weird. I look for sports attire to start a convo and it's usually with other guys
Omgggg you should definitely start charging those creeps! And then yell, "In your face, sucker!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely think you should start charging. How ridiculous they are.
Life and people can be quite odd at times. Good job.
That's a clever poem! It's so weird that people ask you to name songs when you wear that shirt!
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lol I was wondering what donkey blues were ? They just feel threatened by you, and they think by putting you down that makes them a man. It just proves they’re a kid. Please put these dumb dogs down they won’t be missed.