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The Irate Ostrich

the lone and ancient dhow

By Paul StewartPublished about a month ago 1 min read
The Irate Ostrich
Photo by Andrey Tikhonovskiy on Unsplash

We all need the beady eyes of an irate ostrich staring down our souls. The lone and ancient dhow echoes the past and dissects the future from his lofty position.

A warning for when we feel the need to compare life to a shot put home run or a touchdown to love in the last set after watching your opponent life dribble the ball across the gridiron of your existence

Life is more than a mixed sports metaphor

Life is like not a box of chocolates if you are not guss when it comes to chocolates, it's more like playing russian roulette with the safety off and the same kind of blanks Alec Baldwin used that one time

Stop seeking out reason and rhyme from a life less ordinary.

Don't worry about the quarter you find yourself in when sailing off piste

Focus on self and others, focus on being a team player like all the best golfers and discus throwers.

The irate ostrich

Whose beady eyes

Are staring down

On all our souls

Passing judgment

While we are

Clocking time

Logging memories

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Author's Notes: Thanks to Harper Lewis for inspiring the jumpoff for this last minute entry. Taken from our comment conversation for my last poem.

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Harper Lewis24 days ago

    Sorry the bastids ovalooked you. But Afrocentric got a win! I feel respected as a reader.

  • Harper Lewis26 days ago

    Dude— https://shopping-feedback.today/poets/foresee-4-c%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Mark Graham29 days ago

    We got to do what we got to do and this is what reading this poem had me thinking/

  • Cristal S.about a month ago

    I remember once hearing that an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I feel like even if I never learn anything else about them, that just might be enough.

  • Marie381Uk about a month ago

    Really fab love this Paul 🌺🦋🌺

  • K.B. Silver about a month ago

    fantastic. I love ostrich. All big birds, really. They are fierce. Their judgement, final.👏👏👏

  • Harper Lewisabout a month ago

    Brilliant!!! I was reading it out loud to my husband and had to pause unpty-jillion times because I was laughing so hard..

  • Matthew J. Frommabout a month ago

    Ostriches are weird and that’s all I’ll say

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