The Instigator
A pastiche, not parody, of Taylor Swift's Anti-Hero

You have this thing where prison hasn’t made you any wiser
You’re still the Pick Me in the room
Naive arrives, the charm turns on, and then before you know it
Strung on a narcissistic loom
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I should not have to pick up your pieces,
It’s grievous, this thievery
Broken naivety (the mask you wear)
It feels awful to be lawful,
This sticks gravel in my craw-ful
But nothing rhymes with twatwaffle (you need repair)
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It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you
The secrets, lies, we can’t stand you, it’s true
You’ll point the finger everywhere but never in the mirror
You’re the only problem when they’re looking for the instigator
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Sometimes I feel like you pull all this crap so indirectly
Looking for love, but striking out
But then you start to DARVO, and I can deduce correctly
Just exploitation, there’s no doubt
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I watch you playing victim, repeating dictum, ad infinitum, switch
Roles like you’re Channing Tatum (you’re not as hot)
You wine ‘em, dine ‘em, and blind ‘em,
They think you’re fine, it’s a sign,
You cut line when they grow a spine (you’re really not)
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It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you
The secrets, lies, we can’t stand you, it’s true
You’ll point the finger everywhere but never in the mirror
You’re the only problem when they’re looking for the instigator
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I have this dream where you’re falling for the perfect partner
You’re in it deep, head over heels,
But in the morning, when you’re ghosted, and your heart is shattered
We all yell, “This is how it feels!”
It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you
It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you
It’s you, hi, you’re such a tease, you’re such a sleaze...
It’s you, hi, you’re the problem, it’s you
The secrets, lies, we can’t stand you, it’s true
You’ll point the finger everywhere but never in the mirror
You’re the only problem when they’re looking for the instigator
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Taylor's awesome official video, with a scene illustrating my point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kbLwvqugk
An overview of DARVO:
About the Creator
Meredith Harmon
Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.


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