The Fries of McPukes
Vocal’s Yucky Food Challenge!
McDonalds Chips are not my idea of a culinary treat.
They’re incredibly overpriced and not worth the hype.
Yellow rat tails are not what I want to eat.
Imagine the chaos they cause up the pipe.
They’re drowned in sodium and chemically fried.
It’s a clinical addiction I am proud not to have.
Think of all the influencers who lied, who are only in it for a ride.
Then there are the people who have died.
They always come in two options;
a red bag of a cold concoction,
or a salty New Year’s resolution.
Not even the ducks will take them.
“Quack off, McDonalds,” cry the ducks.
“Get this junk out of our stream!”
About the Creator
Chloe Gilholy
I live in Oxfordshire, England. I used to write a lot of fan fiction and mainly just write poetry now. I've been to over 20 countries and written many books. I'm currently working on a horror story called Heavenly Seas.
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Comments (2)
Haha!! “Yellow rat tails” 🤣🤣😁 this was great! I don’t care for those at all either lol. Adding yours to the post! 😁
Nice poem , Mc Do fries/ Chips are my favorite but everyone have different taste in food so I completely understand 🤣