The Distraction Retraction Association
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Distracted by noises in your head?
Is it starting to drive you
S L O W L Y I N S A N E? Put down those painkillers now!
The Distraction
Retraction
Association
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It
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I am not as sorry as you want me to be!
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About the Creator
Paul Stewart
Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.
The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection out now!
Streams and Scratches in My Mind coming soon!
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Comments (6)
Of course, I had to ‘click here’ and now I have incurable ear worm, lols 😂 Superb, Paul 💕🙂
Genius 🤣🤣👏👏👏
I'm not sure if I can forgive you for this. Le sigh. Just kidding, I loved it!!! But damn you for the ear worm. You will be docked one pastry, lol!
Now that's just cruel, especially under the circumstances! 😁
Fuck! Lol
Why do you do this to me????? At this point, I shouldn't even be surprised. Well played, Paul. Well played 🤣🤣🤣🤣