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Thank You For Listening

It was a joke

By John WelfordPublished 5 years ago 1 min read

Thank you for listening

Said the man on the podium

After everyone had fallen asleep

It was a joke, he didn’t mean it

He didn’t know what to say

So he told them he was grateful for their presence

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Thank you for listening

Said the speaker on the phone

After the tenth person had hung up on him

It was a joke, he didn’t mean it

He didn’t know what to say

So he told them he was grateful for their presence

*

Thank you for listening

Said the woman in the mirror

After she had smeared all her makeup and broken her glass

It was a joke, she didn’t mean it

She didn’t know what to say

So she told herself she was grateful for her presence.

sad poetry

About the Creator

John Welford

John was a retired librarian, having spent most of his career in academic and industrial libraries.

He wrote on a number of subjects and also wrote stories as a member of the "Hinckley Scribblers".

Unfortunately John died in early July.

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