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Stalling an Alien Attack
Oh, hey, Mr. Grey, nice deathray, before you kill us all, I'd just like to say, there's a cool display up in Monterey with fish that play
By B2 years ago in Poets
Tektal's Around the World Drinking Session!. First Place in Extraterrestrial Challenge. Top Story - December 2025. Content Warning.
Yer an alien, is tha' right, pal? Did yee say yer name wis, Tektal? Welcome, welcome, come right in Tell me all aboot yer alien kin
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Poets
The hole
The Hole Cold ! It’s cold But why is it so cold? Well dear there’s a hole in the wall A hole in the wall? A hole in the wall! Look!
By Barthelemy C2 years ago in Poets
Cheers
Cheers! Black or white, brown or butter, rainbow of gold It’s always good but better when cold. It lightens your heart and makes your tongue walk
By Barthelemy C2 years ago in Poets
Digital Dreams And Offline Wonders
In a world of screens and memes, we live, Where laughter's currency, we readily give. So let me spin a tale in rhymes that blend,
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Poets
The Planet Weezy Story
Surprisingly, for the first time I’ve decided to turn one of my stories into a song! A fun one for the kids. Below, is the lyrics and audio version of “The Planet Weezy Story” for all to enjoy. Click on the picture below, and choose “Listen In Browser” to start the music. This story is inspired by my favorite rapper, Lil’ Wayne. Enjoy…
By Alexis Dean Jr.2 years ago in Poets
Delbert Sieve. Top Story - September 2023.
I found myself a brand-new friend I named him Delbert Sieve. He couldn’t speak a word to me So I showed him how I lived.
By Simon Curtis2 years ago in Poets
Little Rainbow Alien 👽
Hey little rainbow Alien 🌈 Dude are you real? I ate these mushrooms 🍄 And now everything I can feel I can see all the colors
By Tressa Rose2 years ago in Poets
Months Apart
As my skin cries tears, Cool winds bring back your image Winter, I miss you…
By Alexis Dean Jr.2 years ago in Poets
"Lou the Laughing Cow: From Udder Chaos to Comedy Stardom"
In a world of chaos, stress, and strife, Let's take a break from daily life. I'll tell you a tale that's sure to amuse,
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Poets
"Sock Saga: The Vanishing Act"
In a land where socks go missing, A mystery quite absurd, They vanish from the laundry, Like a magician's final word.
By Ink Mystic2 years ago in Poets
Come to the Carnival with Me!
(So, I decided to ask my family what they would introduce to an alien first [because if I'm honest, an alient, no matter how friendly and unscary they are, would make me cry and run home in terror] and my fiancé said... "Hm. Something that is cultural, but something that displays joy and jubilance when people come together. Something like Rio's Carnival or a Japanese Festival! So here is my entry based off of my man's response.)
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Poets