The Planet Weezy Story

Surprisingly, for the first time I’ve decided to turn one of my stories into a song! A fun one for the kids. Below, is the lyrics and audio version of “The Planet Weezy Story” for all to enjoy. Click on the picture below, and choose “Listen In Browser” to start the music. This story is inspired by my favorite rapper, Lil’ Wayne. Enjoy…

The Planet Weezy Story (Lyrics):

Once upon a time it was a really dark night

I got lost driving, must’ve took a wrong right

I wasn’t too scared, though I had a bad sight

Plus the rapper from my radio was keeping me hype

When I turned it up and held my hand like a mic

I quickly saw behind me two really big lights

I wasn’t speeding really, but it made me think twice

I looked down at my dash, then pulled over real nice

First thing I checked was if my belt was on tight

Of course it always is cause it’s important for life

Second thing I checked was if my license where I like

But it wasn’t in my pocket, and that filled me with fright

I started getting nervous looking backwards at their lights

I saw somebody coming with Shaquille O’Neal height

I turned off the music, said it all will be alright

I was trying to stay cool, but I was ready for a fight

The steps were getting closer I could hear them full of strain

I started to envision all the thoughts now in my brain

“Where’s the license sir,” I wouldn’t know how to explain

“Oh you say your name’s Alexis, no that can not be your name”

They tapped on the window, I could feel it on the frame

I closed both my eyes, because I thought that I would faint

I pressed the window button down eyes still contained

I said, “Okay listen officer this is going to sound lame”

Before I could keep going I felt something strange

Touching on my arm, like a snail with a mane

When I blinked my eyes I thought that I was insane

A tentacle was holding me to lift me like a crane

I shouted, “Wait wait don’t hurt me let me explain”

But it kept pulling me out of the car without a change

I couldn’t think straight I kicked and shouted out in pain

Then I screamed, “I’m so sorry why do you hate Lil’ Wayne”

Next thing I know it let me down really easy

I held on my stomach cause I started feeling queasy

I looked around and there were like 17 green things

With tentacles on their heads, all trying to greet me

The leader said in a high voice, “We are from Planet Weezy

And we love Lil’ Wayne, we’re from his planet believe me”

I contemplated running away, loud and screaming

Instead we rode away in their spaceship singing

I’m a young milli, young millionaire

I’m a young milli, young millionaire

I am not a human, I am not a human being

I am not a human, I am not a human being

Weezy F. Baby and the F is for phenomenal

Weezy F. Baby and the F is for phenomenal

I should phone home, I should I should phone home

I should phone home, and then I phoned home and went home…

The End.