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Crawlers
"Crawly things!" You tried to raise the red flag. I have crawlers in my pants!
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Poets
Don't Jump!
Don't Jump! You warned me not to do it. Now, I lie here blue.
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Poets
Senryu Snafu
Elevator ride, Silent but for my loud sneeze— Avoiding all eyes.
By Derek Dillinger2 years ago in Poets
Not a Costume Party
Alone in Costume Silence, whispers, laughter spread Out of place, I stand
By Alyssa Colleen2 years ago in Poets
Senryus for You. Top Story - October 2023.
He loves me so much I know because he kissed me Then he kissed Suzy ______________________________ Oh my, Hi Michael How have you been this past year?
By Theresa Marie Cain2 years ago in Poets
An Effective Decay Preventive Dentifrice
Each of my teeth Is hanging by a thread On top and underneath Each is dangling from my head . When windy they tintinnabulate
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
Millionaire?
I read and write, sometimes through the night, I can even write stories that give you a fright; I sit there with paper, which I never leave blank,
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Poets
Ladybug Rock
I fell down, shaking That ladybug rock I have Drop it on my foot?
By Rene Peters2 years ago in Poets
Watch out!
Me, some skis, and speed - Watch out! A line of skiers Fall like dominoes. *** I love skiing but it is fair to say that I am a clumsy skier, lacking finesse and sometimes control but big on enthusiasm and when I can, I like to go fast. As long as my thighs aren't burning, I'm fine.
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Poets
Fox Socks
I have a pair of socks Patterned with the fox: Let's call them "fox socks". * A poem is insightful. These socks I find delightful.
By Rachel Deeming2 years ago in Poets
Passing Wind
I feel it coming It is loud, like bad plumbing So I start humming
By Genoa C2 years ago in Poets
never live this down
Sex Ed talk today My mom is the guest speaker Kill me now I beg
By Ashley Clark2 years ago in Poets