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The Wizard Of Odd
Disturbing - flying monkeys and witches on fire A heartless, oil-can junkie and brainless scarecrow, for hire A lion, with no courage
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
Inspiration
“Who was the person who most inspired you?” My paper was still blank and at midnight it was due I stared at the question, but no one came to mind
By SonShaSil012 years ago in Poets
Out Of My Mind On Dope And Speed. Content Warning.
Introduction I have not been feeling good this week and added to all the drugs I normally take I have had to take a hell of a lot more, and it brought to mind this Julian Cope song. I love Julian Cope and this is an excuse for a villanelle. By the way, I am absolutely fine.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Poets
Gym Senryu. Content Warning.
TW: ...Offensive Language! Said "bitch be humble"... Would that man stop to bumble? He used all the weights!
By Matt B.2 years ago in Poets
Just PB&J’S From Now On
As smooth as Skippy The type of man I’m drawn to Stupid pick-up lines
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
The magician crook (Mock-A-Poem II)
A magician enters the room and you think he has good luck For magic done with brooms doesn’t leave a dove plucked But boy does magic exist you schnook, for when the clock tick-tocks two
By Matt B.2 years ago in Poets
Elegy for the Departed: A Journey into the Night
In the quiet realm where shadows linger, A tale unfolds, a spectral singer. Whispers of a journey, cold and deep, Where mortal souls in silence sleep.
By Salman siddique2 years ago in Poets
Wow
The decision came easy the effort was hard Your attitude breezy you held all the cards A love we once treasured all too soon, removed
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
A Love Affair with Melted Butter
A Love Affair with Melted Butter Liquid gold slithering across the puffs of kernels liding effortless like an eel through waters
By Lady Tolbert2 years ago in Poets
Beautiful Stranger
My love Isabella, would you like to join me for a dance tonight? The night sky is adorned with beautiful stars, creating a mesmerizing view outside. Please convey my apologies to your mother for not bringing you home early last time, as I was slightly intoxicated. I understand that she doesn't miss me, so please put on those shoes that I like and we can dance the night away. Let's make the most of this moment because you only live once, and I want to have some fun with you. We can go out and spend all my money on you, as I can't take it with me when I'm gone. Tonight, we are young, full of energy, and deeply in love. Let's go to America and make this night unforgettable. So, put on that dress that fits you snugly, and let's dance the night away. I want to create beautiful memories with you tonight.
By Gladys Wambui Mirii2 years ago in Poets
Jingle All the Way: Fun Rhymes in Kids' Christmas Poems
In a world of snow and twinkling lights, Jingle all the way through festive nights. Santa's sleigh and reindeer in flight,
By veera2 years ago in Poets
Pirate Slim Jim
This is a tale about the Pirate Jim You know, the one that is slim The only one to have every single limb You will know it is him
By Mother Combs2 years ago in Poets