humor

Morning Chats
Oh, how I love our morning chats with a little of this and a lot of thats. You drink your coffee and I drink my hot tea
By Shirley Belk2 years ago in Poets
Krampus and Santa Claus
On Christmas Eve night, Krampus and Santa * Got together As brothers do to visit. **** **** **** **** They talked
By Mother Combs2 years ago in Poets
Ugh.
I just wrote a thing, A nice, long supportive thing, ...The page reloaded. *** Oh well, there goes my big old announcement that I've been away from Vocal for a while because I've found some illustrators for my upcoming books and am writing a Minecraft children's bookseries called REWYLL & FRIENDS (do not steal). I guess I have to do it the boring way now and just tell you here.
By Chloe2 years ago in Poets
Doldrum daze
Ever had a doldrum day When no one comes to play When bills outstay Your small payday When nothing left spells fun? Your mother died.
By Barbara Steinhauser 2 years ago in Poets
Opposite Day
My toaster wants to be a microwave My microwave wants to an oven/range My dishwasher is dancing a jig and acting truly strange
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Poets
Life’s A Joke
I once lived life as the rebel But now. I’m the warning Living life like a whisper An adventurous phony Stayed out until sunrise
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
Boost Your Creativity and Achieve Your Goals with Proven Strategies for Daily Success"
Chapter 1: Shadows of the Past In the quaint town of Eldridge, where the streets whispered tales of both love and betrayal, a mysterious figure named Victor Blackthorn cast a looming shadow. Victor was a man hardened by life's cruelties, consumed by a darkness that seemed to have no end. His reputation as a master manipulator and schemer spread like wildfire, leaving a trail of broken hearts and shattered dreams.
By HealthyHealthy2 years ago in Poets
Horripilation
Ode to the secret of the goosebump the surface of skin shows the extent of excitement as goosebumps explode, erecting hairs on my neck
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
O Cathy!
Preamble: The delightfully savage and clever took it upon herself to enter my challenge, and took some little shots at me in the process. So here is my full rebuttal. short and not so sweet?
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Poets
Under The Surface
* More than DNA or my mirrors ReFleCtioN ME, there - underneath * *
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
A Bunch of Words and Silliness. Top Story - December 2023.
Below is my entry into Paul Stewart's Most and Least Favourite Words Challenge. Here's his link. Join in. ---- Paul gave us all a challenge.
By Cathy holmes2 years ago in Poets
Shopping Time 🎒
https://shopping-feedback.today/writers/i-d-read-your-grocery-list - Monday, 13th November 2023 Pasta. chocolate, flour eggs... (those chooks need to start laying)
By Ruby Red2 years ago in Poets