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Krampus and Santa Claus

A Poem

By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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On Christmas Eve

night,

Krampus

and Santa

*

Got together

As brothers

do to visit.

**** **** **** ****

They talked

Of this

And that

*

Their lives,

Their jobs,

Their hobbies

And everything

**** **** **** ****

They

decided

To make

A bet to see

*

Who could

Do their

Jobs better.

**** **** **** ****

So up they got

And set out

That night,

*

Each one

Their

Separate

Ways.

**** **** **** ****

Rushing

Through

The night,

*

The brothers

Attempt

To be the

First back up

North.

**** **** **** ****

Krampus

Was trapped

In some

Hillbilly compound,

*

And couldn’t

Find his way

Until dawn

**** **** **** ****

So Santa

Beat

Krampus

*

And he

Made it back

To the

North Pole first

childrens poetryfact or fictionHolidayhumorperformance poetryvintage

About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

AB

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  • The Invisible Writer2 years ago

    I’m thinking this would be a great film Krampus vs Sants

  • What a fun, silly one!!! Glad that Santa made it back first... But, I would have been fine with Krampus winning!!! ♥️

  • Kenny Penn2 years ago

    Haha poor Krampus, trapped with the hillbillies!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Nicely done! I was rooting for Santa. 😁

  • Krampus still walks around on earth trying to stomp out any signs of cheer. I met him several times at a pub in my village 😁 Keep us informed of his whereabouts please 🙏. Timely piece ! Thank you

  • Ah man, I was rooting for Krampus. Lol. Loved your poem! It was so fun!

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Splendid tale!!! Fun & entertaining!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️

  • CHRISTMAS JOY

  • RP2 years ago

    “Hillbilly compound” 🤣

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