Silent Night, Holy Sh*te
A tongue in cheek ode to the festive season
By Karen CavePublished 20 days ago • 1 min read
Photo by Chris Linnett on Unsplash
Silent night
Holy shite
Those prices, they
Cannot be right!
Round the aisles
Screaming child
Holy mackerel
These prices are wild!
Sleep so I can wrap all your giiii-iiiifts
Sleep so I can get it all done
(Non) silent day
What's there to say?
Presents let's unwrap
Games let's play
Round the table
Stuffing our face
I really love
The lights on in this place
Sleep all stuffed on the sofa-aaaaaaaa
Damn, I love Christmas-aaaa
Happy Christmas all. Hope this made you all smile X
About the Creator
Karen Cave
A mum, a friend to many and I love to explore dark themes and taboos in my writing.
Hope you enjoy! I appreciate all likes, comments - and please share if you'd like more people to see my work.
Karen x


Comments (1)
The most honest Christmas carol I've heard this year!