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Silent Night, Holy Sh*te

A tongue in cheek ode to the festive season

By Karen CavePublished 20 days ago 1 min read
Silent Night, Holy Sh*te
Photo by Chris Linnett on Unsplash

Silent night

Holy shite

Those prices, they

Cannot be right!

Round the aisles

Screaming child

Holy mackerel

These prices are wild!

Sleep so I can wrap all your giiii-iiiifts

Sleep so I can get it all done

(Non) silent day

What's there to say?

Presents let's unwrap

Games let's play

Round the table

Stuffing our face

I really love

The lights on in this place

Sleep all stuffed on the sofa-aaaaaaaa

Damn, I love Christmas-aaaa

Happy Christmas all. Hope this made you all smile X

For Fun

About the Creator

Karen Cave

A mum, a friend to many and I love to explore dark themes and taboos in my writing.

Hope you enjoy! I appreciate all likes, comments - and please share if you'd like more people to see my work.

Karen x

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  • Kendall Defoe 20 days ago

    The most honest Christmas carol I've heard this year!

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