Shoplifters on the Telly

Shoplifters on the Telly

Shoplifters on the telly, I shouted out to hubby.

My god, quick! I shouted. her up roads on telly

CCTV, clear as day, A thief caught In the strangest way.

We couldn’t believe it, hubby had to rewind

What she took? Oh, one of a kind.

A knitted Willy warmer— No lie!

We laughed so hard, We thought we’d cry.

Next time she passed, I looked away,

Hubby just grinned, He had this to say:

Don’t condemn With a laugh so bold,

Maybe her hubby Was just too cold!”

Whatever I said, She should be ashamed,

Caught out on camera for all to see.

Then put out on TV, She was named and shamed