Semantic Satiation & Other Fatal Ejaculations
A poem, just for the hell of it. Potential Top Story. Obviously. Bee Cum Death.
this. Why do the linguistic seeds I plant
Isn't. flower into blooms of deep thought
an. when sometimes, just sometimes
acrostic. I want to laugh at the insanity and ridiculous
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this. how ridiculous is made up of a dick and louse
isn't. or if you say it the right/wrong way
an. you get red dick, you louse!
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a. Whimsy is a girl who dances in the dark
c. and still finds the gummy sweets—
r. and joy in the hilarity, often with someone called Hilary
o. is a Hilary hilarious from birth
or do they become it
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s. Also, what even is Bee cum.
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t. Curse Google and the ease of access to information
I. I searched and found exactly what bee come is.
c. Male honey bees—the drones—
ejaculate while mating with the queen
line edit. the act is fatal for them - still they got ejaculate in a queen
Who else can say that? Let's ignore the fact the ejaculation—
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the forceful expulsion of semen
rips the endophallus of the bee from his body
Death by ripped endophallus.
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"What did the white Texan bank manager say to the black Texan Bank manager?"
(you don't know?)
"We're both Texan bank managers. Go sports teams we love. "
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Semantic satiation - try saying that fast with a gummy in your mouth
semantic satiation
semenantic sedation
semen sedation
sementic sedition
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meshuggah, mesh uggah, what is an uggah and why is it mesh?
give me shuggah in me tea plea
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who puts the laughter in men?
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Alex (see a c? si a c, X marc's his spot) Baldwin,
Matthew Broderick
and Vince Neil come to mind.
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For all in-tent-sieve porpoises
I could care less.
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Thanks for reading!
Author's Notes: The above was loosely inspired by ruminating on a conversation I started with young Euan Brennan about how most of my poems are deep. I noted that I find it hard to write something just because it sounds good or funny without a dark undercurrent to it all. Then, the above was born. After putting a lot of effort into some love stories and serious poetry flexing, this was a lot of fun.
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Looks like you ejaculated yourself all the way to the Leaderboard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Congratulations! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Semantic + semen = second place on the leaderboard this week! Congrats Paul!!
Congratulations on the LB placement. I suspect an appreciation for the Three Stooges is useful in following this. Or copious drinking. yeah
If one must die, that would be a good choosing! lol
The power of dumb at its finest sitting elegantly on the throne of your writing! Love it.
Poetry just for the hell of it? Me likely! Shuggah in me tea. Laugh out loud funny, Paul!
😶🤯👏
Chaotic, clever, and completely unfiltered — loved the wild ride. Sometimes nonsense makes the most sense. More of this, please.
Nice very informative
Great work, congratulation 👌❤
Semantics indeed... always love your musings and the way you play with textures/ words Paul!! Congrats on Top Story!!
Please give me support read my story i am very poor 🥹🙏
Mad. Pure Stewart.
Yeah!! I knew it was a good story -well done, my friend!
Brilliant work. I have never read poetry like this before. I loved it!
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
"semantic satiation" what a beautiful title
😂🤣😅 What a fantastic stream on perditious practical possibility. Love it Paul.
You have the knack, my friend, always on the edge and always entertaining. "the act is fatal for them - still they got ejaculate in a queen" Now there's a new way to go. better than being hit by a car!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha this was so freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Are you sure you're not a Hilary? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha! You’re so funny. The title… content. I don’t know how you come up with this stuff!
This made me laugh, cringe, and think all at once. Whimsy and darkness holding hands. Loved the wild ride.
Bee-cum specialist here... Yep, you've ejaculated this well. Very nicely done, Paul! And you know... I think this isn't an acrostic (not a specialist on that one though, haha). Lol, I knew you sounded pissed on that comment but I didn't think you'd go and write a silly poem just to prove a point! But you did, and it was hilarious and enjoyable from the title to the author's notes (lol, thanks for the little name shoutout)! But I think I see some depth in your words... No, I'm sure I'm just imagining it, lol. Come on, Vocal, if ever there was a Top Story, this is it right here!! Fingers crossed. Maybe if I give it a shoutout, they'll HAVE to do it.
Wonderful! I felt very meshugganah as I realized it will never be fatal. Top Story? I'll make some inquiries...
It was more than just a clickbait title-a great read. thank you