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Seeking Genuine Connection

Singles Ad

By Mother CombsPublished 12 months ago 1 min read

Intelligent

Fun-loving

Adventurous

Single female

Looking for someone of like-minded persuasion

Who’s interested in a permanent relationship

With someone who enjoys

Fine dining

Books

And cuddling.

Extremely neat individual

Who will never grow tired of hearing you talk

If interested, call the number below

Ask for Tabby, not short for Tabitha,

To arrange an introductory meeting.

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About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

AB

Admin = ViM

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  • Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago

    ⚡💙⚡

  • Ann ☕️12 months ago

    Oh so cool and humorous 😁😇 Thanks for sharing this~ 😉

  • Denise E Lindquist12 months ago

    😂😂😂That is great!!💖💕💗

  • L.I.E12 months ago

    He he he . Nice ad .

  • Cathy holmes12 months ago

    Haha. How sweet.

  • Grz Colm12 months ago

    ☎️ Bring bring, bring bring! “Pick up Tabby!” 😅 For some reason I have some random song playing in my head this minute that I’ve not heard for 25 years haha.. it goes, “kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it, KITTY AT MY FOOT AND I WANT TO TOUCH IT!!!” I must find this song. Also Tabs didn’t pick up. Please let Tabby know my digits are 555, 5, 555, 55, 5!! Thank you. Sick poem by the way !! 😄 🐈 Ps I really need to go to bed 😝 💤 I hope I have not left many other comments like this tonight. Have a great day.

  • Komal12 months ago

    This is an utterly charming and clever ad with a delightful twist! Tabby's "extremely neat" personality and cuddly vibes make it clear that this isn't your usual dating pitch—it's feline perfection. A witty and warm-hearted piece that brings a smile. Who wouldn’t call that number?

  • Andrew C McDonald12 months ago

    Orange you glad you called Tabby? Lol. Very cute. Love it.

  • Mariann Carroll12 months ago

    That is just the love connection I want to be connected to, where is that number below? I definitely have to call that number!!!

  • verse voyager12 months ago

    Great mix of personality and interests! Fun and inviting intro! 😊 loved it

  • I feel you might be signing the Pina Colada song - love it... Funny and interesting - great poem

  • Lamar Wiggins12 months ago

    Clever take, Mother. Loved it!!!

  • Kodah12 months ago

    Aww I love this!! 💓🌟

  • Karan w. 12 months ago

    This is gorgeous✨😍

  • KA Stefana 12 months ago

    I love this! So adorable

  • I would love to meet Tabby hehehehe. Love your poem!

  • Tiffany Gordon12 months ago

    💖

  • Caroline Craven12 months ago

    Ha! Oh I love this!

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