QUESTION: Jobs You Can Mess Up, And Still Have A Job
ANSWER: Meteorologists
Dear Weatherman,
Are you serious?!
I plan my days based on the words that you say, and with every new broadcast it changes. I packed the umbrella, you said, 80 and rain, now it's 30 below, would you care to explain what the deal is?
This isn't the first time that you've let me down, I don't have enough fingers to count them. If I did my job with your kind of mistakes, I'd be begging for my source of income.
I imagine it's tough reigning in mother nature, she is as temperamental as they come. But it's like you're flipping a coin, or just guessing, that won't cut it, from where I come from.
So guessologist is what we call you, we aren't impressed with the games that you play. So be wary of what you are wearing, If I find you - it's going to rain!
Have the day you deserve,
Let-down, inconsolable audience member
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I Am Sorry
Dearest Body, First of all, thank you for your great patience with me, I'm learning true beauty isn't just a size three. Thank you for the many ways that you've loved me. From the day I was born, you somehow knew what I'd need. Communicating completely, from my head to my feet, telling my stomach when it's time to eat. Digesting my food, as a fuel for my system, training my brain filling it up with wisdom. Red cells and white, like soldiers at war, destroying the bad, the good being restored. You took care of me, though I failed miserably to respect you. I'd skip meals every day, like the girls on TV do. Criticized and neglected the shape you were in, compared you to others, the true, original sin. I know that I've not always treated you kindly. The mental stress I sometimes put on you blindly, has evolved into the beast that it is today. And society keeps trying to convince me that way. Like the only purpose you were meant to serve, are the sexy sweet sensual, vivacious curves. Being thin has always been what is expected of me, what a glorious freedom to finally be, free of the torture that I placed on you. I'm sorry it took it so long to sink through - this thick skull of mine, and I thank you for that too. I will continue to grow and improve how I treat you. I am so glad you have always come through when I need you. I will close for now, you need to get rested, I've kept you up late enough, just know you're the best and - if ever you need something, just let me know, I will do it because you are the star of my show! With all the love in the world, Me
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden3 years ago in Poets
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Nice story and congratulations on your top story. Keep it up.
You tell 'em Kelli! Great theme going here as there are LOTS of jobs that need to come under the stroke of your poetic pen. Well done Top Story-an!
Right on! Congratulations on Top Story 🎉
Woohoo!!! Love this!!! Congratulations on T S too!!!💖💖💕
Congratulations 🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations on your Top Story!!!
So well done. Congratulations on Top Story
I love catchy stories like this. Your intro had me rolling lol.
Bahahaha, that closing!!! So true where I live. Very glad I didn't become Heather the Weather Girl like my pap-pap used to call me when I was little. I do not envy their job at all. Great work on this one! Congratulations on Top Story :)
❤️🤣🤣. This is awesome. I’m cracking up!
In MI, the weatherperson is always correct: we have seven kinds of weather in one day! Great post!
That was a fun take on the challenge and congratulations on your Top Story
Yay. Congrats on the top story.
Love the beginning Dear Weather man Are you serious
Lol, made my day. What Channel do you get your weather forecast? 😂I hope you get your 190 read. Congratulations in advanced 👏🎉❤️
"An Inconsolable audience member" 😅-There is nothing he can do to fix the way I feel about his disaster of a forecast- Great letter!
Hilarious and so true, guessologist is so funny. I won’t ever watch another weather person and not call them that!
Haha!!!! Perfect! Your sign off was the best!
Guessologist!!! Lol that's freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your Epistolary!
"Have the day you deserve." 🤣🤣🤣 I aspire to this level of petty and I intend to use this line in the future to incendiary effect! Kudos to you!
I’ll lend them my knees for more accurate forecasts 😂😂 nice job kelli 😀
Love it. Just flip your own coin and save the time! 😂🥰
I plan my day around their forcast
Oh man, I couldn't agree more! I WISH I could make those kinds of mistakes at my job! You got this perfectly.