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#PooReviewHaiku

Yes...you read that correctly!

By Paul StewartPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
#PooReviewHaiku
Photo by Sergio Briones on Unsplash

Curry night again

explosive diarrhea

porcelain throne time

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This is heavily influenced, inspired, or whatever by Judey Kalchik's awesome unofficial challenge #BookReviewHaiku. You can learn more about that below and forget about this strangeness.

If you like humour, but less toilet-based humour, this might interest you:

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Also, please take a look at my profile. You can do that here, where you will find a strange mix of content.

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago

    At least it's sitting, not kneeling. And once it all cuts loose & comes out, doesn't it feel so much better?

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    So, another new form? Haipoo?

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Ow. Been there, done that. Funny, but not. But kinda' funny. 🤣🙄

  • A. Lenae2 years ago

    Such relatable heartbreak in this! And the use of the word "again" tells me there will be another time, and another. You have so many shitting in solidarity with you, and I hope you feel that ✊

  • Condolences to the toilet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Sid Aaron Hirji2 years ago

    Without poop it would be a s@@@less life

  • Test2 years ago

    Ha! 😂Love potty humour. Bravo, Paul 💕🙂

  • RP2 years ago

    Lol!!! I made curry chicken the other night and I’m still having some stomach problems 😂😂😂😂 I love this haiku. So relatable. But, I’m still gonna eat curry no matter how many times it hurts my stomach.

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